6 Hilarious Twitters You Need To Be Following

There is Twitter for literally everything —- horse ebooks, fans of Farrah Abraham, Harry Styles’ left foot… you name it. These are a few of my favorites.

1) Pro Bird Rights

Because someone has to fight against antibird sentiment.

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Why human get right and no bird right?? Not very united state of ARMEICA!!!

2) NYT Minus Context 

I know I already mentioned this Twitter a few weeks ago, but it is well worth the repeat! They take phrases verbatim out of the New York Times, without any context. And it’s the best thing ever.

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3) Andy Richter

When he’s not busy being Conan’s sidekick, he’s documenting every laugh-worthy moment on Twitter.

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And look at his profile photo:

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4) Normal Guy

His timing is impeccable. He might seem boring (that’s the point), but when he tweets the same thing all your real friends are tweeting, you’ll understand why he’s so funny!

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5) Kim Kierkgaardashian

Each tweet is half Kim Kardashian, half philosopher Soren Kierkegaard.

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6) Ezra Koenig

Lead singer of Vampire Weekend and hilariously bizarre tweeter.

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And my personal favorite:

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Who else should I be following on Twitter? Let me know!

P.S. Thank you to everyone who has read and shared my post on HelloGiggles, you guys are the best! This is the first time I’ve ever been published and it has been an amazing experience. Thank you thank you thank you!

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3 thoughts on “6 Hilarious Twitters You Need To Be Following”

  1. You definitely need to follow “Fat Amy” –> https://twitter.com/RelatableQuote She is hilarious.

    I really enjoyed your post on HelloGiggles, which is how I came across your blog. I hadn’t stopped to think about how putting myself down might make my friends feel the need to do the same thing to themselves. Very thought provoking. Now I’m trying to be more conscious of what I say (and think) about myself. Good job! 🙂

    1. Oh my gosh I just followed that twitter, it’s so funny!
      That’s really the trigger that inspired the whole post — I was shopping with my friends and no one would stop putting themselves down, and it’s just negative for everyone involved, you know? Btw thanks for commenting, your blog is great so I’m glad I found it!

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